The Devil's Encyclopedia: D
Dirty Sanchez
Dirty Sanchez is a cunning fellow who occasionally pops out his filthy head when people are going south of the border. Sanchez has been known to claim victims in all the furthest corners of the world, usually while they are in the process of intercourse in a rear-entry position. The sneaky fingers of Dirty Sanchez can be quick and unnoticed as he sneaks in the back door, and while entering through the back he can often get quite dirty. Sanchez is known for a calling card that is always left on the victim, a line with his dirty finger smeared across the victim's upper lip to resemble a bad Mexican mustache.
Dirty Sanchez is known to associate with a large family of his equally filthy cousins, such as Dirty Rodriguez, Dirty Ramirez, and distant cousin Dirty Houdini. The entire band has been known to terrorize women the world over, often brazenly appearing at institutions of higher learning. Many of the more conservative elements have been targeting Sanchez and his cohorts for quite some time, attempting to remove the group's influence from the scenes of their local and national cultures. For some, Dirty Sanchez's trail has been appearing off and on for years, and yet they cannot always determine when and where Sanchez will strike next. Sanchez has been wanted for questioning in several states for several years, and in other areas, completely unwanted altogether. The current whereabouts of Dirty Sanchez are unknown, so he could be seen next anywhere, even in your own bedroom.